“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”
“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”
“Today you are You, that is truer than true.
There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
“I meant what I said and I said what I meant.”
“The more that you read, the more things you will know.
The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.”
“Today was good. Today was fun.
Tomorrow is another one.”
“A person's a person, no matter how small.”
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.”
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
You are the guy who'll decide where to go.”
“Think left and think right and think low and think high.
Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!”
“Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.”
“If you never did you should.
These things are fun and fun is good”
“You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?”
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better. It's not.”
“You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.”
“All alone! Whether you like it or not,
alone is something you'll be quite a lot.”
“I'm afraid sometimes you'll play lonely games too,
games you can't win because you'll play against you.”
“I'm sorry to say so but, sadly it's true
that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you.”
“As you partake of the world's bill of fare,
that's darned good advice to follow.
Do a lot of spitting out the hot air.
And be careful what you swallow.”
“You make 'em, I amuse 'em.”